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>  Something went wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
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>  Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
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>  Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
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>  Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
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>  Farmer Bill Dies in House
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>  Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
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>  Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
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>  Stud Tires Out
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>  Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
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>  Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
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>  British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
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>  Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
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>  Eye Drops Off Shelf
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>  Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
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>  Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
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>  Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
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>  Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
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>  Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Axe
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>  Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
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>  Miners Refuse to Work After Death
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>  Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
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>  Stolen Painting Found By Tree
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>  Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
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>  Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Line
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>  Killer Sentenced to Die For Second Time in 10 Years
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>  Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in '84
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>  War Dims Hope for Peace
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>  If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
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>  Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
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>  Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
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>  Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
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>  Deer Kill 17,000
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>  Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery;  Hundreds Dead
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>  Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
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>  New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
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>  Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
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>  Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
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>  Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
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>  Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
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>  British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
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>  Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
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>  Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
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>  Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
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>  New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
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>  Man Minus Ear Waves Hearing
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>  Deaf College Opens Doors To Hearing
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>  Air Head Fired
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>  Steals Clock, Faces Time
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>  Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
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>  Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
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>  Bank Drive-in Windows Blocked By Board
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>  Hospitals are sued by 7 Foot Doctors
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>  Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
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>  Include your Children when Baking Cookies