HILLBILLIES MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY FOR THE LAYMAN 
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  BARIUM  . . . . . . . . . . . . . WHAT YOU DO WHEN C. P. R. FAILS. 
  CAESAREAN SECTION . . . . . . . . A DISTRICT IN ROME.
  CONGENITAL  . . . . . . . . . . . FRIENDLY. 
  DILATE  . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO LIVE LONGER. 
  HANGNAIL  . . . . . . . . . . . . A COATHOOK. 
  MINOR OPERATION . . . . . . . . . COAL DIGGING. 
  MORBID  . . . . . . . . . . . . . A HIGHER OFFER.
  NITRATE . . . . . . . . . . . . . LOWER THAN DAY RATE. 
  NODE  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . WAS AWARE OF. 
  ORGANIC . . . . . . . . . . . . . CHURCH MUSICIAN.
  OUTPATIENT  . . . . . . . . . . . A PERSON WHO HAS FAINTED. 
  POST- OPERATIVE . . . . . . . . . A LETTER CARRIER.
  PROTEIN . . . . . . . . . . . . . IN FAVOR OF YOUNG PEOPLE. 
  TABLET  . . . . . . . . . . . . . A SMALL TABLE.
  TUMOR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . AN EXTRA PAIR.
  URINE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . OPPOSITE OF YOU'RE OUT.
  VARICOSE VEINS  . . . . . . . . . VEINS WHICH ARE VERY CLOSE TOGETHER. 
  BENIGN  . . . . . . . . . . . . . WHAT YOU ARE AFTER YOU BE EIGHT.