Rejected Dr. Suess books: 
 
  1. The Cat in the Blender.
  2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert. 
  3. Fox in Detox. 
  4. Who Shat in the Hat? 
  5. Horton Hires a Ho. 
  6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax. 
  7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day. 
  8. Your Colon Can Moo-- Can You? 
  9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil. 
 10. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch. 
 11. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket. 
 12. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff. 
 13. Horton fakes an "O". 
 14. The Grinch's Ten Inches.