>> Everyone remembers the cartoon show Scooby-Doo from their early
>>   childhood, right? But something you may not remember is what the show
>>   was really all about. As I've gotten older, it has become more clear
>>   to me what Fred, Shaggy, Daphne, Velma, and Scooby were actually doing
>>   as they traversed the continent foiling crimes of all sorts in the
>>   Mystery Machine.
>>
>>      What We Remember:
>>
>>   Four teenagers and their trusted dog gallop across the country in
>>   their purple and green van solving mysteries of all sort--and in the
>>   process meet all kinds of interesting people.
>>
>>      The Truth:
>>
>>   Four high-school dropouts and their sentient dog ride around the
>>   country in their psychodelic love machine, earning their way by
>>   selling drugs. Oh, and they occasionally take some old guys mask off
>>   to solve a mystery.
>>
>>   It may be a little hard to swallow, but just take a look at the
>>   evidence...
>>
>>   Take Shaggy for example. Not only is he the inspiration for the
>>   current 'grunge' scene, with his sloppy dress and facial hair, but
>>   Shaggy is obviously a 'burner', i.e., he smokes marijuana. Why do you
>>   think he is constantly hungry? Shaggy can make a six foot hoagie and
>>   swallow it whole.
>>
>>   And then there is Scooby himself. While dogs do not generally smoke
>>   joints, Scooby gets his 'high' from Scooby-Snacks, which are in fact
>>   Hash-Brownies. Whenever Scooby, or Shaggy for that matter, eats a
>>   Scooby-Snack, they go ape! It just blows their mind and they do
>>   whatever they are told, because they are so lit! Scooby is also hungry
>>   all the time.
>>
>>   The other characters do not actively take part in the stoner-fest that
>>   Shaggy and Scooby do, but they do condone the selling of it because it
>>   helps support their jaunts across the country (and the world--they
>>   drove to China once). These other characters do have their own
>>   peculiarities however..
>>
>>   Fred and Daphne are always splintering off from the group to go 'solve
>>   the case' by themselves. It's no real mystery what these two are
>>   really doing--they're getting busy in the back of the Mystery Machine.
>>   Daphne with her pretty pink, well, legs and Fred are constantly
>>   bumping uglies. Fred is, by the way, pumped up on steroids. One thing
>>   that remains a mystery to me though, is why he always wore that stupid
>>   scarf around his neck.
>>
>>   And what about Velma? Everyone's least favorite of the cast, was of
>>   course, a lesbian. But, as it turned out in the later episodes, she
>>   was also into beastiality. Where do you think Scrappy-Doo came from?
>>   Scrappy, who was a dog yet spoke perfect english, was obviously a
>>   product of Velma and Scooby.
>>
>>   So the kids spent their teenage years driving around the world,
>>   slangin' dope, shooting steroids, eating hash brownies, and fucking
>>   their dog, while all the while looking for the perfect 'hit'.
>>
>>   If we had only known these things when we watched this cartoon as
>>   children...