Surgery
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Four surgeons were taking a coffe break and were discussing their work.
The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You
open them up and everything inside is numbered."

The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You
open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."

The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and
everything inside is color-coded.

The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless
spineless, gutless, and their head and their ass is interchangable."

Submitted by: John Nunley @ indirect.com