>>TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:
>>
>>1)      You can GET chocolate.
>>2)      "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with 
chocolate.
>>3)      Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
>>4)      You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
>>5)      You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
>>6)      You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
>>7)      If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
>>8)      Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called
>>nasty names.
>>9)      The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
>>10)     You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during 
working
>>hours without upsetting     your co-workers.
>>11)     You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face
>>slapped.
>>12)     You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
>>13)     With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
>>14)     Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
>>15)     You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
>>16)     Good chocolate is easy to find.
>>17)     You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
>>18)     You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
>>19)     When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
>>20)     With chocolate size doesn't matter.