A man is walking along the hot streets of the big city one Saturday afternoon.  He decides to go into a bar and have a beer.  After a few minutes inside he realizes that it is a gay bar.  Feeling comfortable with his sexuality,  he decides to stay anyway and stay for one beer anyway. He calls the bartender over and orders a draft beer.  The bartender tells the guy he can't be served until the guy tells the bartender the name of his penis.  The guy is taken aback and is feeling a little uncomfortable. So the straight patron leans to his left and explains the situation and asks what he named his penis.  The guy on the left says, "Timex, it takes a licking and keeps on ticking".  Now the straight patron is really nervous. He leans to his right and asks this guy sitting next to him.  This flamboyant fellow says, "Ford, driven a Ford lately". The straight patron suddenly feels very comfortable and looks the bartender in the eye and says, "I named my penis, Secret.  Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman".