Posted by Neda Zadeh:

Announcing:  SEMINARS FOR MEN

COURSE   001    Combating Stupidity
COURSE   002    You Too Can Do Housework
COURSE   003    PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
COURSE   004    How To Fill An Ice Tray
COURSE   005    We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas
COURSE   006    Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly - Don't Wash My Silks)
COURSE   007    Understanding Female Responses To Coming Home At 4:00 AM
COURSE   008    Parenting: It Doesn't End With Conception
COURSE   009    Get A Life: Learn To Cook
COURSE   010    How NOT To Act Like An Asshole When You Are Wrong
COURSE   011    Understanding Your Incompetence
COURSE   012    YOU: The Weaker Sex
COURSE   013    Reasons To Give Flowers
COURSE   014    How To Stay Awake After Sex
COURSE   015    SEX101: You CAN Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try
COURSE   016    SEX102: Morning Dilemma - If ITS Awake, Take A Shower
COURSE   017    How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
COURSE   018    The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
COURSE   019    How NOT To Act Younger Than Your Children
COURSE   020    You Too Can Be A Designated Driver
COURSE   021    Honest - You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson - Especially Naked
COURSE   022    The Obtainable Goal: Omitting "/@#* From Your Vocabulary
COURSE   023    Fluffing The Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
COURSE   024    Real Men Ask For Directions

Please register immediately as course are in great demand. Class sized will 
be limited to 10 as the course material may prove difficult.
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And the response by Phil Cannizzaro:

Announcing:  SEMINARS FOR WOMEN

COURSE   001    Decision Making
COURSE   002    Garbage and You
COURSE   003    PMS - How Much Abuse Is Reasonable
COURSE   004    How To Program The VCR
COURSE   005    Christmas Is A Time For Toys
COURSE   006    Car Maintenance Techniques (Formerly - What The Oil Light Means)
COURSE   007    Understanding Male Responses To Changing Your Mind
COURSE   008    Parenting: Punishment Is Your Job Too
COURSE   009    Eating Out: How Not To Spend A Lot
COURSE   010    How NOT To Withhold Sex When You Are Wrong
COURSE   011    Yard Work Does NOT Mean Planting 10 Flowers
COURSE   012    What It Really Means To Be Equal
COURSE   013    Reasons NOT To Expect Flowers
COURSE   014    How To Stay Awake Before Sex
COURSE   015    SEX101: It Doesn't Have to Change After Marriage
COURSE   016    SEX102: Morning Dilemma - If ITS Awake, Take Advantage
COURSE   017    How To Put The Toilet Seat Down Without Comment
COURSE   018    The Remote Control: How To Avoid Watching Commercials
COURSE   019    How NOT To Act Like Your Mother
COURSE   020    You Too Can Be A Run Errands
COURSE   021    Why "Do I Look Fat To You?" Is An Unfair Question
COURSE   022    The Obtainable Goal: Omitting "Nothing's Wrong" From Your Vocabulary
COURSE   023    Farts Are Meant To Be Heard An Not Just Smelt
COURSE   024    Real Women Do Drink Beer

Please register immediately as course are in great demand. Class sized will 
be limited to 10 as more than that encourages bitch sessions.