From toms Mon Aug 29 17:22:41 1994
	From: toms (Tom Schneider)
	To: lemkin
	Subject: smiley dictionary

	                 T h e   S m i l e y   d i c t i o n a r y
	                 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

	                     Last update: September 12, 1990
	                 by Per Goetterup (ballerup@freja.diku.dk)

	What does :-) mean?

	This is the net convention for a "smiley face".  It means that
something is being said in jest.  If it doesn't look like a smiley face to
you, flop your head over to the left and look again.

:-)   Your basic smiley. This smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or
      joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
;-)   Winky smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic 
      remark.  More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smiley.  
:-(   Frowning smiley. User did not like that last statement or is upset or
      depressed about something.
:-I   Indifferent smiley. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as
      good as a happy smiley
:->   User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
>:->  User just made a really devilish remark.
>;->  Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.

	Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones:

	 :-o    Wow!                       :-c     Real unhappy
	 :-|    Grim                       :-C     Just totally unbelieving
	 := |   Baboon                     :-B     Drooling
	 :-v    Speaking                   :-,     Smirk
	 :-V    Shout                      :-||    Anger
	 :-w    Speak with forked tongue   :-)     Smiling
	 :-r    Sticking tongue out        :-(     Frowning
	 :-*    Oops!                      '-)     Wink
	 :-T    Keeping a straight face    ;-)     Sardonic Incredulity
	 :-D    Said with a smile          %-<I>   Drunk with laughter
	 :-x    Kiss kiss                  :-"     Pursing lips
	 :-[    Pouting                    :-#     My lips are sealed
	 :-X    A big wet kiss!            :-P     Tongue hanging out in anticipation
	 :-Y    A quiet aside              8-|     Eyes wide with surprise
	 >-<    Absolutely livid!!         &-|     Tearful

	|-{    "Good Grief!"  (Charlie Brown?)
	:-}    "Thish wine tashted pretty good"
	8-]    "wow, maaan"
	8-O    "Omigod!!" (done after "rm -rf *" ?)
	:-,    "Hmmmm."
	|~(    "Someone just busted my nose".
	:^D    "Great! I like it!"
	B-D     "Serves you right, dummy!!"

	(-:   User is left handed
	%-)   User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
	:*)   User is drunk
	[:]   User is a robot
	8-)   User is wearing sunglasses
	B:-)  Sunglasses on head
	::-)  User wears normal glasses
	B-)   User wears horn-rimmed glasses
	8:-)  User is a little girl
	:-)-8 User is a Big girl
	:-{)  User has a mustache
	:-{}  User wears lipstick
	{:-)  User wears a toupee
	}:-(  Toupee in an updraft
	:-[   User is a Vampire
	:-E   Bucktoothed vampire
	:-F   Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
	:-7   User just made a wry statement
	:-*   User just ate something sour
	:-)~  User drools
	:-~)  User has a cold
	;-(   User is crying
	;-)   User is so happy, s/he is crying
	:-@   User is screaming
	:-#   User wears braces
	:^)   User has a broken nose
	:v)   User has a broken nose, but it's the other way
	:<)   User is from an Ivy League School
	:-&   User is tongue tied.
	=:-)  User is a hosehead
	-:-)  User is a punk rocker
	-:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)
	:=)   User has two noses
	+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
	`:-)  User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
	,:-)  Same thing...other side
	|-I   User is asleep
	|-O   User is yawning/snoring
	:-Q   User is a smoker
	:-?   User smokes a pipe
	O-)   Megaton Man On Patrol!  (or else, user is a scuba diver)
	O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
	:-P   Nyahhhh!
	:-S   User just made an incoherent statement
	:-D   User is laughing (at you!)
	:-X   User's lips are sealed
	:-C   User is really bummed
	<|-)  User is Chinese
	<|-(  User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
	:-/   User is skeptical
	C=:-) User is a chef
	@=    User is pro-nuclear war
	*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
	:-o   Uh oh!
	(8-o  It's Mr. Bill!
	*:o)  And Bozo the Clown!
	3:]   Pet smiley
	3:[   Mean Pet smiley
	d8=   Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
	E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
	:-9   User is licking his/her lips
	%-6   User is braindead
	[:-)  User is wearing a walkman
	(:I   User is an egghead
	<:-I  User is a dunce
	K:P   User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
	@:-)  User is wearing a turban
	:-0   No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)
	:-:   Mutant Smiley
	      The invisible smiley
	.-)   User only has one eye
	,-)   Ditto...but he's winking
	X-(   User just died
	8 :-) User is a wizard

	:-} beard
	:-{ mustache
	:-# braces
	:-X bow tie
	:-Q smoker
	<:I dunce
	(:I egghead
	@:I turban

	8-) glasses
	B-) horn-rims
	8:-)    glasses on forehead
	:-8(    condescending stare
	;-) wink
	>:-<    mad

	C=}>;*{O)  Mega-Smiley... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft,
	                          a mustache, and a double chin

	Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smileys.

	:) - Midget smiley
	:] - Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend
	=) - Variation on a theme...
	:> - hmm, let me think...
	:D - Laughter
	:I - Hmmm, not funny!
	:( - Sad
	:[ - Real Downer
	:< - what pretences!
	:{ - oh boy, the headmaster!...
	:O - Yelling
	;( - Crying
	[] - Hugs and
	:* - Kisses
	|I - Asleep

	:-`   smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
	:-1   smiley bland face
	:-!       "
	:-@   smiley face screaming
	:-#|  smiley face with bushy mustache
	:-$   smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
	:-%   smiley banker
	:-6   smiley after eating something sour
	:^)   smiley with pointy nose (righty)
	8-)   smiley swimmer
	:-*   smiley after eating something bitter
	:-&   smiley which is tongue-tied
	:-7   smiley after a wry statement
	:-0   smiley orator
	(:-(  unsmiley frowning
	=:-)  smiley punk-rocker
	=:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)
	+-:-) smiley priest
	:-o   smiley singing national anthem
	:-p   smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
	:-q   smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
	:-d   lefty smiley razzing you
	:-[   un-smiley blockhead
	:-]   smiley blockhead
	:-{   smiley variation on a theme
	:-}   ditto
	{:-)  smiley with its hair parted in the middle
	}:-)  above in an updraft
	g-)   smiley with pince-nez glasses
	:-\   undecided smiley
	:-/   lefty undecided smiley
	:-|   "have an ordinary day" smiley
	;-)   winking smiley
	:-x   "my lips are sealed" smiley
	:-c   bummed out smiley
	:-v   talking head smiley
	:-?   smilely smoking a pipe
	0-)   smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
	:n)   smiley with funny-looking nose
	}:^#})  mega-smiley:  updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with
	            a double-chin

	:-) ha ha           ~~:-(   net.flame
	|-) hee hee         O |-)   net.religion
	|-D ho ho
	:-> hey hey         8 :-I   net.unix-wizards
	:-( boo hoo           X-(   net.suicide
	:-I hmm         E-:-I   net.ham-radio
	:-O uh oh            >:-I   net.startrek
	:-P nyah nyah        3:o[   net.pets
	|-P yuk

	A pig:
	    :@)
	A leper:
	    : )
	Jimmy Durante:
	    :###)
	Donald Trump:
	    :$)
	Carl Friedrich Gauss
	    :+)
	Peter Ubberoth:
	    :~)
	Jose Feliciano:
	     -)
	Helen Keller:
	     -
	Dolly Parton:
	    :-)   8
	John Holmes:
	    :-)    ---
	Bon Jovi:
	       ###
	       #:-)
	       ###
	Ed Koch:
	       #
	        :-)
	       #
	Bozo the Clown:
	       ###
	        :o)
	       ###
	Siamese twins:
	    (-::-)
	An accountant:
	    :%)
	Sam Kinnison:
	        :-)!!!
	Wilt Chamberlin:
	  :-)
	Willie Shoemaker:
	        :-)
	a schizophrenic:
	    *!#*!^*&:-)
	a manic depressive:
	    :-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ....
	Adolph Hitler:
	    :-=)
	Arnold Schwarznegger:
	    :-)==
	98-pound weakling:
	    :-)--
	Sammy Davis, Jr.:
	    .-)
	Picasso:
	    %\v
	an innie (belly button):
	    :-)    .
	an outie:
	    :-)        ,
	Male:
	    :-
	Female:
	    >-
	a slut:
	    :-)     <
	a celibate:
	    :-)     >
	a nymphomaniac:
	    :-)     <    ...  :-)     <   ...  :-)    <  ....
	Lesbians:
	    :-Q      <
	          >      Q-:
	A philosopher:
	    :?)
	John Q. Public:
	    :Q)
	Everyman:
	    :*)

	Drama :-(
	Comedy :-)
	Surpise :-o
	Suspense 8-|

	Birth |-O
	Death 8-#
	Infinity 8